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The GREEN BOOK!

Its amazing what rubbish some people come out with. Most if which is disregarded but a few gems are remembered, written down and published on Spook the Jokers. Check this lot of nonsense out...

...its really quite funny.

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i was aware of the table
you're like a singular indifferent
they should make you into a dog toy
you have to ejaculate when you jump
can i have an astronaut please?
he's taken over the tv tit mantle
we're batterin' our buffer at the moment
i'll squirt your chair while you're out
you don't want a full size dwarf...that'd be a waste
it's alright milking a cow, but a goat...that just doesn't look right
tinkling down the straight
stinkin' minge pit
you're hungry, so you're fast
you've hit it on the nail
she's got the stomach of an iron
if its not one phone, its my wife
actual knobs are small and round
its alright, you can do whatever you like with the chicken
from john travolta, to kris akabusi, all in the space of 15 minutes