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The GREEN BOOK!

Its amazing what rubbish some people come out with. Most if which is disregarded but a few gems are remembered, written down and published on Spook the Jokers. Check this lot of nonsense out...

...its really quite funny.

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i did print steve mcqueen out
i don't want to look like chicken dressed as lamb
its no good now 'cos its an infinite knob
scott can do anything...he's like jesus
quick, bum it while its asleep
you're like a stomping go-between
its completely facing mecca
i got the millwall fans in 'cos i was talking about moses
if there's something in it, it stays stiff
i was side-tracked by the cake
i bet finlay's had one at home
have you seen his boat?
you're very lucky in that it suits you both ways
we haven't had an entry for a while
when i clean my ears out with cotton buds it makes me cough
it tickles my inner head
maybe grandma can satisfy all three of us
lets start with pudding, it's shrove tuesday
you've got to think ahead when it comes to sausages