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The GREEN BOOK!

Its amazing what rubbish some people come out with. Most if which is disregarded but a few gems are remembered, written down and published on Spook the Jokers. Check this lot of nonsense out...

...its really quite funny.

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its not a particularly big thing, i just need somewhere to sit
that extra lengths quite nice
look at those sideburns..they're neither here nor there
you can spook all the jokers
the birds have hatched in our loft
you can feel the twangs in that
it can't be something for me bike, i haven't ordered it yet
my eyes always look like breasts
i'd make a good german
look at that for buttock support
its exciting, i think i'll put me flag on tonight
i stroked an owl yesterday
embarking up the wrong tree
don't split feathers
look mummy, i can hop on one leg without woofing
when you laugh, your chair squeaks
you need a thicker finger
mum, i know what a baby swan is called..... a magnet