that doesn't look very clever, swelling up like that
i've got to stand here and manually receive this
i knew that was going in before it came out my mouth
mackrel's nice, but you pay a price later
there should be a law against slippy post
i got an angle grinder for ten quid
it seemed to go big then little again
that's not easy to do with your hands in your pockets
that was after me kippers last night
it started vibrating at the last minute
i think i might have to go to sweden
all the areas you never think about, they get well dusty
no wonder volvo's have heated seats
i hope your trousers are made better than this,
because things keep falling off it
my bites have turned the corner
my heads funny
i just start laughing 'cos i know something's coming